its like a sauna

it's really hot in my house.  uncomfortably hot.  i no like.  it's so hot my feet are sweating and that doesn't even make sense.  wtf.

some might say, "why don't you just turn the thermostat down, silly girl?"  i will tell you why that is totally implausible:  i am not the only one who resides here.  there is also a premenopausal woman, a surly 20 year old, two annoying elementary school children, three loud dogs, two temperamental cats, and a messy gerbil.  i could make my own "12 days of christmas" shit if i wanted to with that list.  WHATEVER THE CASE, all of them have very different internal temperatures than i do, meaning when i am burning up they are, for whatever reason, freezing.  and when i am so cold i feel like all my extremities have turned to ice and will break off with the slightest touch they are all feeling like they are in a fucking desert.  i have not yet mentioned they are all aggressive, like a beaten and caged tiger, or naomi campbell.  so my options are pretty much suffer in overwhelming heat and not die by some horrifically torturous means, or blithely turn the thermostat down and await my early demise.