nobody likes me today

dianna punched me and it really hurts.  and two days ago she dropped an xbox controller on my face.  i think part of that was my fault for rolling around on the floor while everyone else played video games.  but i hate video games, so what else was i supposed to do?  ANYWAY, three days ago joelle elbowed me in the eye socket.  that was not kind of my fault at all.  it was an accident too, though.  it all hurts and i'm getting weird bruises now and i don't like it.  why is this happening to me!  i'm a good person!